Favorite Lines

[LinkMaster]

Hahahaha there sure were a few of them huh? My personal favorites were...

"By the great king's balls you've killed him!"
"It felt like the Sun exploding in his pants."
"Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge?"

I hope I got those word for word right. I'm letting a friend borrow my book but I think I've memorized it right. Gosh I love them! It's because of those little lines that make my friends ask "What the heck are you reading!?" They end up buying the book a day later! Hahahaha. Morbid curiosity?

[Ajahli]

fff ugh there were so many cool parts I have to remember where they were. Everyone pretty much said my main favorites but there are little snippets I found amusing.

For instance.

Azoth/Kylar: "Do I have to wear the shoes?"
Durzo: "Nah, we'll go see Count Drake with you wearing a nobleman's tunic and barefoot."
A:"Really?"
D: "No."

And when Momma K (i think it was) says "Go do your shadow thing."
Durzo: "My 'shadow' thing?"

[the95th]

"Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge?" definitly my favorite , i read that section while on a bus and burst into laughter, everyone stared i replied to them " What? it was a really funny part"

every old lady in my village thinks im on drugs now , apparently Agatha Christy doesnt do humour

[hitokiri]

"every old lady in my village thinks im on drugs now", village?

[James]

I agree with all those lines and even though this is more then one line...I loved when Logan was telling Kylar about the time he had that mother and daughter come to his house and caught them staring at his statue that was exposing a certain "something" haha.

[Sethanel]

I laughed in a study hall at Vi's "She just pulled off her dress and put on her wetboy tunic. She was being a real wench. AAAHHH! She just had eight emotions in the span of three seconds." ---> Wonderful

[LinkMaster]

Ha! I just remembered one! I'm not possative about the line but I think it went like....

"Logan hefted a claymore and Kylar hefted a butter knife"

Hahahahaha. I think it would be really interesting to read if they did end up going through a little battle.

[Ben]

Oh god, I remember reading that part. Couldn't stop laughing for several minutes, imagining some like 6-7 foot tall guy with a claymore vs little 5 ft 6 teen with a butter knife. Shortly followed by the man with the claymore above his head, screaming, scooping up Kylar and hugging him. I love Brent's humor. ^.^

[hitokiri]

Definately the bridge hump thing, that was sooo funny

[Irina]

What??? Nobody like's Kylar's "morning" song???
ASS assing, ass ASSing, ass assing...

[Janna87]

heck YES!! I laughed out loud at that one and all my friends looked at me like I was crazy. Great stuff.

[Xazz]

Hahahaha, that is a line to remember. I think it was forgotten along with all the other epicness in the rest of the book.

[[e]LiFaN[t]™©]

OMG HILARIOUS! i was in stitches!