Favorite Lines

[LinkMaster]

Hahahaha there sure were a few of them huh? My personal favorites were...

"By the great king's balls you've killed him!"
"It felt like the Sun exploding in his pants."
"Remember that time you tried to hump the bridge?"

I hope I got those word for word right. I'm letting a friend borrow my book but I think I've memorized it right. Gosh I love them! It's because of those little lines that make my friends ask "What the heck are you reading!?" They end up buying the book a day later! Hahahaha. Morbid curiosity?

[Spawn]

I love the funny quotes most people are saying and everything but when I read through the book I look for something that has a little more serious tone to it. I like the following:

"Life is meaningless. When we take life we take nothing of value..." it goes on and on but I can't remember it word for word, I know you know what I'm talking about though.

"You're not making art, you're making corpses."

"An oath is the measure of the man who gives it." and finally

"I judge you! I find you wanting!"

Oh and who can forget Durzo plastered Lefty's face with an open palm without moving. Epic

[Elike]

This is 1 of 2 of my favourite dialogues:

Shadow's Edge page 462:

"My king," Kylar said. "There's something in the water. Some giant, terrible lizard. If I go back, I don't know if I'll return. You're in no shape to make it out alone. Without me, you'll die here. Do you still want me to retrieve the simpleton (Gnasher)?"

"I can't abandon him, Kylar. Forgive me."

"You'd only need forgiveness if you'd asked me to leave him," Kylar said.

This is why I love reading fantasy fiction. There is loads of chivalry abound. This is honorable, selfless, and loyalty. Something nostalgic about the Knights of the Round Table.

Also, you'll notice there is a typo in the first line. I'll be sure to post it in the typo thread for this book.

[ksquared]

Not really quote, more of an excerpt. Right before the coup when the Prince and Trudana Jadwin meet each other secretly for one last 'rendevous' before the Prince calls it off. He turns his back for a second and then...

"It wasn't a sting. It was too deep. He gasped as roaring filled his ears. There was something wrong with one of his lungs. He wasn't breathing right. The stabbing continued and the roaring receded. The world took on a startling clarity.
He was being stabbed to death. By a woman. It was embarrassing really. He was the prince. He was one of the top swordsmen in the realm, and this fat-assed old woman with saggy, uneven breasts was killing him."

[[e]LiFaN[t]™©]

oh i know! they were hilarious!

i personally LOVED the banter between Kylar and the Ka'kari...

i cant think of any lines off the top of my head, but there were some pretty awesome ones in there... especially from Durzo when Kylar made a blunder HAHA

[Scott Little]

***SPOILERS!!*** ***SPOILERS!!***
THESE QUOTES ARE FROM ALMOST THE END OF THE BOOK
FROM: "THE WAY OF THE SHADOWS"


My favorite Line was:

"Bring me his head when they're finished. But before you give him to the sodomites, cut his cock off and bring me his sack for a purse. I want him to bleed to death as they fuck him.

Two chapters later right in the beginning, Brent noted:

"Logan had no intension of letting anyone use his sack for a purse, much less Roth Ursuul.

Right then I busted out laughing on the city bus on the way back to my home. I was so embarrassed. I imagined a huge hairy, tanish colored womans purse. You know, the ones ladies carry around to hold all of their girly stuff, and maybe even a couple of college text books, instead of a backpack?

[Heaven-leigh]

Hehehehe, yeah I burst out laughing in the middle of the 6th form common room, but luckily avoided any awkward questions! :S

[Euthenasia]

I remember lying in bed reading the book, and when the god king says "Kylar, I am your father" The Godking said, "No, I'm kidding" , My eyes widened and The biggest smile was put on my face, and my mom walked in and was like what the heck are you reading?

[Malus DarkBlade]

Kylar:'So can u change into a girl?'
Durzo:' I dont want 2 hear your twisted fantasies!'
Classic.
Or some ka'kari banter.
Kylar:'Hey can u...'
Black:'No'
Kylar:' You dont know what I was goin 2 ask'
Black:'Go on then'
He fely the ka'kari was rollin its eyes at him and wondered how it did that.
Quality.

[lelouch le britania]

haha those were great ones i also like the seen vi lets kylar and elene have sex and she fells it and was like OH GOD! HOLY F*** it was funny and somewhat erotic

[Sophonax]

Here's one of my favorites (from BtS):

"'I'm only a woman,' Sister Ariel said, 'but it seems to me that such cowardice will make recruitment a challenge in a few countries. Let's see. Cenaria, of course, will feel betrayed. Ceura, too. Oh, and I doubt the praetor would be impressed, so definitely Alitaera- that's a tough one to lose. Waeddryn and Modai may still send recruits; pity they're so small.'

'And their people so historically reluctant to die for the light of reason,' Praetor Marcus said with some satisfaction.

'And this is such a bad time to have trouble with recruitment,' Sister Ariel said.

'Why's that?' Marcus asked, playing along.

'Some superstition in Ezra's Wood recently slew five thousand Lae'knaught.'

Marcus whistled. 'That's some superstition.'

'You're vile, all of you. You're the friends of darkness,' Overlord Rotans said.

[Sin]

These are all from the end of the book.
A few of my faves are:

After the captain admits he lost Uly and Elene.
"I'm disappointed, Captain," Roth said. "Unlose them."

"Any last words?"
"Shit."
"Hmm. Boring but acurate enough."

Kylar just told Roth he killed Durzo.
"I think that's the most lovely thing i've ever heard."

"Out! Get out! Go fuck. GO FUCK!" lawl Aleine :D