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...In celebration of Bryn's, Odin's, and my own debauchery across this board (I feared we all got a little excited and over-keen... you'd think we'd never been on a forum before), I have created this topic.

...So, uhhh... how about this weather?

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Yes, yes I do ;P

He Shall Return!!! ;P

[[e]LiFaN[t]™©]

the reply button is gone...

*Plus I mock other people.. 'cause if I have to suffer so does everyone else lol*

hear hear!! :D

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I think the German Horse, in attempting to adopt it's post-Imperialism stance, unfortunately co-incided with the inherent rise in Nazism in 1920's Germany. The people had two choices to have lead them into the future: Post-Imperialistic Horse philosophy, or Nazism. Given the old adage, "You can lead a horse to water but you can't make it drink", people abandoned this philosophy in droves, and anyway, the Nazi flag was thought much less lame than a sky blue flag with a rainbow on it. The Philosphy of the Post-Imperialistic German Horse movement died in about 1931, sad, lonely, and someone had to take it out the back and put it down. It's a shame, really, because Germany in the 1930's and 40's probably would have been a much more warm and fuzzy place if it had have attracted followers in the first place.

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:) Hope you didn't hurt yourself :(

[Brynweir]

I keep telling him his niche is comedy - he needs to write comedic tales....

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I can't stop myself..... "The Philosphy of the Post-Imperialistic German Horse movement died in about 1931, sad, lonely, and someone had to take it out the back and put it down." Maybe that's where the phrase "You're beating a dead horse came from...." lol

(sorry... sooooo sorry :) )

[Brynweir]

He is. I laugh at all of his writing. Well the stuff that's meant to be funny ;)

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Oh, stop gushing you're only trying to make me feel better about the sad lonely Horse dying :*(

I traumatized myself when I wrote that!

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How so? He was TAKEN OUT THE BACK AND PUT DOWN. Taken Out The Back And Put Down, I tell you! And Odin, another thing I'll have you know - That Horse Was Named BOB. HE WAS YOUR UNCLE. Neigh, My uncle! And Bryn's also! In fact, Bob was EVERYONE'S uncle!!!




(I have no idea if other country's say "Bob's your uncle"... do they? If not, then that joke is about to resemble a lead balloon waaaayyyy too well :( )

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HAHAHA you're attempt to baffle us has SORELY backfired on you odin :D

*discreetly looks up The Philosphy of the Post-Imperialistic German Horse*

:P

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Oh, I had no idea... that must have been... awkward...


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ROFL I didn't even intent that heheh...